Cold Shoulder              copyright 2009 Stan Lyness & Chris Gerstner
swing male or female vocal ~120     
                                                    G for me
 Our  baby daughter -        such an angel -        1   4
    became a modern          teenager:              1   4
   so standoffish,           so reserved,           1   47
 that all we often         see of her's a           1   17
CHORUS:
    Cold shoulder from   a teenage daughter!    4   4
    Can't hold her and you can't unthaw her.    1   1
    If you try, it         just gets colder.    5   47
    Can't get by her         cold shoulder.     1  (47) 1 (1  5)

      She's the nicest       girl in town           1   4
with  all her high school  friends around.          1   4
 But  once her little teen friends have gone,       1   47
      all you'll get'll be   "Please, Mom!", and a  1   17
CHORUS:
   Cold shoulder from   a teenage daughter!     4   4
   Can't hold her and you can't unthaw her.     1   1
   If you try, it        just gets colder.      5   47
   Can't get by her         cold shoulder.      1  (47) 1  17

BRIDGE:
 Racking your brain but can't   remember        4   4
 what did you say to    so      offend her.     1   1
 Words that   yester-   day would please her    4   2
 can't      defrost the shoulder  freezer.      5   57
             
      I took her to try a    shoulder doctor        1   47
      highly certified to    unlock her.            1   47
      Doctor gave her  a     friendly pat,          1   47
   he pulled his frostbit  fingers back, crying     1   17
alt CHORUS:
  "Cold shoulder!  Ain't      seen one colder     4  4
in all my years of            treatin' shoulder.  1  1
   Like some huge un -   budgable boulder,        5  47
   I can't move that        cold shoulder."       1 (47  1 )
CHORUS:
   Cold shoulder from a  teenage daughter!      4   47
   Can't hold her,       can't unthaw her.      1   1
   When you try, it      just gets colder.      5   47
   Can't get by her        cold shoulder.       1  (47  1 )
   Can't get by her        cold.                1  (57) 17