LEAD-IN: ( Em E ) ( D D7 ) ( E7 D7 ) A A
CHORUS:
A
What a guy's gotta do
A
to win time with you
( C#m7 A7 ) E7
1. is like racin' on a crooked course,
2. is like ridin' some losin' horse,
E
where the kids come first,
E
runnin' right ahead of work,
E7 A
and your parents finish third and fourth.
A
I gotta see ya, darlin',
A
got me breathin' hard,
( C#m7 A7 ) D
but I fear I'm startin' slow,
( Em E )
stumblin' out of the gate
( D D7 )
in this fixed horse race
( E7 D7 ) A A7
I don't win, I don't place, I don't show.
D D
Well I'm comin' in from pickin' up our son
A A
afer practice, an' I hope you're free,
E E
but you're headed out the door to get our daughter to soccer
D A
and your parents to their therapy.
F#m F#m7
So I'm wonderin' whether we'll get time together
D B7
after everyone else is asleep;
E D
when you start in makin' calls, sellin' tickets to the ball,
E E E
raisin' dollars for charity.
CHORUS
I gotta say this situation doesn't meet the expectations
I'd created for married life.
So I'm doin' what I gotta just to get some time to talk
ya know Im gonna hafta stalk my own wife.
I'll be callin for a date pretendin' I'm the PTA
an' if I need 'em I got even more tricks,
I'll be sharin' rides to work, I'll be showin' up in church,
even chaperonin' school field trips.
CHORUS
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